i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
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so is anyone secretly in love with me yet
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A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.